Let me open up with a hello. You know what, no, that's a terrible hook. Let's try this again from the top: I love you - dammit. 

If you're following my friend, Chuluv, you pretty much get the gist of what I do here. I read and I review. Sometimes they're funny. Sometimes they're constructive. However, unlike him, I have these wild notions of adding to this e-book pile. With books. That read good. Eventually. Until then, it's just me, him, and the books we bother to read.