ShutUpItsNotFunny

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          	I didn’t die
          	The expired pineapple didn’t kill me

ShutUpItsNotFunny

Guys please I need to know

ShutUpItsNotFunny

@UnremarkableElephant WE THANK AND PRAISE OUR LORDE  GOOGLE 
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ShutUpItsNotFunny

Seeing a hot person is so wild like do I have a crush on you or do I just want to be you and steal your life

Ingrid_Res_Publica

@ShutUpItsNotFunny  ehhh... The first usually, but i get the second in some rare cases 
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Y0urL0c4lPhil0s0ph3r

@ShutUpItsNotFunny  ik right? This happened to me too. Someone had a crush on me and even though 3 years older than them and then it turned out it was infatuation with the idea of me. 
            
            Hot ppl are wild lol
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ShutUpItsNotFunny

SEPTEMBER FIRST,
          1989
          DEAR DIARY-

Y0urL0c4lPhil0s0ph3r

@ShutUpItsNotFunny Ik, I was just being silly lol
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ShutUpItsNotFunny

@Y0urL0c4lPhil0s0ph3r OK FIRST OF ALL SLAY SECOND OFF ALL IT WAS A HEATHERS REFERENCE LMAO ILY
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Y0urL0c4lPhil0s0ph3r

@ShutUpItsNotFunny Im going to a big school called Hogwarts. Fynn says it’s gonna be fun and you get sorted into your house the first year after a big feast. I hope I get (insert fav house)…more later, gotta get in the train!
            
            Dear diary, 
            I learned how to make my first potion today! It was so cool! I don’t really like the professor at though. He made a student cry.
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ShutUpItsNotFunny

Losing followers  why pookies ily

Ingrid_Res_Publica

@ShutUpItsNotFunny  yes.
            Now i should try and get to 420 prob
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Ingrid_Res_Publica

@ShutUpItsNotFunny  at least you're still above 69
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