ShutUpItsReal

why are men so sassy? like seriously, what’s really tea? 

ShutUpItsReal

if one n*gga don’t work get another one, if that n*gga don’t work get another one, if that n*gga don’t work GET TWO N*GGAS  !!! 

writtenbyhoney

Like Santana once said: 
            
            I'LL BRAID WATER BEFORE I TRIP OVER A NIGGA!!!!!
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ShutUpItsReal

imagine somebody acting completely, entirely, fully and unequivocally insane over you.. i mean just utterly insane over you. they got you sitting up thinking “this is it, i found my person” meanwhile the whole time they’re out cheating on you ! 
          
          whew just imagine that. 

ShutUpItsReal

@writtenbyhoney right, it’s sick! i’d be smiling in my mugshot tho bc i’m going to jail fr. 
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writtenbyhoney

girl...... that'd become a homicide so quick I'm sorry my bpd would simply not allow this in any shape or form 
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ShutUpItsReal

getting ready for a D appointment is so fun 

ShutUpItsReal

@writtenbyhoney btw i hope you feel better soon 
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ShutUpItsReal

@writtenbyhoney i hate that for you sis
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writtenbyhoney

don't make me jealous..... mine hmu today but I'm sicker than a bïtch who willingly eats pineapple on pizza.... I'm so vex about it
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