I am: A self-deprecating Tall Girl, late bloomer, creative writer, absurdist, photographer, and I laugh really, really hard when people fall down...except down full flights of stairs. I'm not a monster.

Also, I can't believe I have to state this in my profile, but I'm not here to date. I'm here to write. This is an online writing platform, not a place to score. Do not approach me with those intentions. I will not respond.