❝ Alright, you POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don't want no screwing around with you batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a CORN COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE! And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! ❞


☆ ◦ Ｓｈａｄｉｓ ◦☆
〖ᴛʜᴇ sᴇʀɢᴇᴀɴᴛ〗


Ｏｐｅｎｉｎｇ 
Ｋｅｉｔｈｓ
ｆｉｌｅ...

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➷ПΛMΣ
❣ ᴋᴇɪᴛʜ sʜᴀᴅɪs
➷ΛLIΛS
❣ ᴅʀɪʟʟ sᴇʀɢᴇᴀɴᴛ
➷GΣПDΣЯ
❣ ᴍᴀʟᴇ
➷SPΣCIΣS
❣ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ
➷ΛGΣ
❣ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ

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[~❦~]
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Ｎｉｃｋｎａｍｅｓ

ɴᴏɴᴇ ʏᴇᴛ

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ｃｌｏｓｉｎｇ ｆｉｌｅ...


❝ Now listen up, you double deckered PIG FART! You don't get to join the Military Police, TIL AFTER, YOU PULL YOUR HEAD, OUT OF YOUR HAMSTER HOLE!❞




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ᴇʀᴇɴ -

ᴀʀᴍɪɴ -

ᴍɪᴋᴀsᴀ -

ᴊᴇᴀɴ -

ʀᴇɪɴᴇʀ -

sᴀsʜᴀ -

ʙᴇʀᴛʜᴏʟᴅᴛ -

ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴀ -

ᴄᴏɴɴɪᴇ -

ᴀɴɴɪᴇ -

ʏᴍɪʀ -

Ｒｅｓｐｅｃｔａｂｌｅ
ｆｏｌｋ

ʟᴇᴠɪ -

ʜᴀɴɢᴇ -

ᴇʀᴡɪɴ -

ᴀʟᴛ - @DxncingTitxn

〖ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᵇⁱᵒ? ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉ〗
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