ShyToxic

Buddy..... Are you..... From fucking Australia?? 

I'm daredevil, Trevor
          

You know it's gonna be a great day when the first thing you hear when you wake up is Mum screaming "SHE PISSED IN MY FUCKING SOUP POT."

My first book to reach 1k is about the stupidest shit and that makes me snort uncontrollably.

The logic of weeb games.
          
          Animal Boyfriend is open, while Moe Can Change is under maintenance.
          
          Then, I can't access Animal Boyfriend, but Moe Can Change is closed.
          
          I just WANNA TALK TO MY WAIFUS AND HUSBANDOS

RAVE WITH ME FAM

It's midnight. I'm staying at a friends house and surviving on a Red Bull that was left in his room for about two hours.
          
          HelpZ

I have stolen Vivi and Ono's child. Kain is best daughter and I will raise her well, even though she is older than me IRL.
          
          Best day.

YO THERE WAS A FUCKING FATAL CRASH RIGHT THE FUCK OUTSIDE OF OUR HOUSE BETWEEN A TRUCK AND A SEDAN AND A MOTHER AND 6-MONTH OLD DIED.
          
          AM I GONNA GET HAUNTED CUZ THAT TRUCK WAS RIGHT AROUND THE BEND?
          
          SEND HELP.

Just finished a shit Vulvi crack ship oneshot.
          
          If Vivgunchandesu didn't kill me last time they'll actually fucking murder me now. If you hear a story of an Australian faggot buried in a shallow grave, you know who to turn in.