Shy_moth

No es gracioso, no me reí. Tu chiste es tan malo que hubiera preferido que el chiste se me pasara por alto y dejaste de contarme el chiste. Para ser honesto, este es un intento horrible de tratar de burlarse de mí. Ni una risita, ni un jeje, ni siquiera un sutil estallido de aire fuera de mi esófago. La ciencia dice que antes de reírte, tu cerebro prepara los músculos de tu cara, pero ni siquiera sentí la menor contracción. 0/10 este chiste es tan malo que no puedo creer que alguien legalmente te haya permitido ser creativo. La cantidad de poder mental que debes haber puesto en ese chiste tiene el potencial de alimentar todas las casas de la Tierra. Adquiere personalidad y aprende a hacer bromas, lee un libro. No digo que esto sea gracioso, lo digo en serio sobre cómo esto es solo una vergüenza en la comedia. Solo has matado el humor y cada acto cómico del planeta. Estoy tan decepcionado de que la sociedad haya fallado en su conjunto al poder enseñarle cómo ser gracioso. Honestamente, si pongo todo mi poder y tiempo para tratar de hacer que tu broma sea divertida, sería necesario que el propio Einstein construyera un dispositivo para atarme para poder conectarme a la energía de mil millones de estrellas para hacerlo, e incluso entonces todo ese chiste que recibiría la gente es un roce sutil.​

Honey_Tea__

Heolaghaejwo ne son kkeutkkaji
          Heolaghaejwo ne bal kkeutkkaji
          
          Ne nune nal nogyeojugil
          Neol nohchigo sipji anha
          
          Budi naege sangcheoleul naejwo
          Budi nal apeuge haejwo
          Naega han bang uldo
          An nameul ttaekkaji
          Neolo mul
          Deul yeo
          
          
          Muneojil
          I byeoldeulkkaji
          Heulyeojil
          Yeong wone mudhin
          Chagaun
          Ne ibsul kkeute
          Ilgeojwo nal
          Geulae nal
          
          Hoh oh
          
          
          Naege judeon nalkaloun maldo
          Nae nun mit saengchaegil naedo
          Ne hyeo wi nama deulgil
          Da buswodo gwaenchanha
          
          Jigeum naui sangcheoleul bwajwo
          Jigeum naleul chiyuhaejwo
          Nae bulani geujeo
          Galaanjdolog
          Nege muldeulge
          
          
          Geulyeojil
          I bamdeul wie
          Sseuleojil
          Goyoe jillin
          Nal boneun
          Ne nundongja-e
          Masyeojwo nal
          Geulae nan
          Woh oh
          
          
          Kkeuteobsneun i nolae
          Seololeul hyanghae chum chwo
          Uliui iyagi
          Yeong wone mudhin chae
          
          
          Muneojil
          I byeoldeulkkaji
          Heulyeojil
          Yeong wone mudhin
          Chagaun
          Ne ibsul kkeute
          Ilgeojwo nal
          Geulae nal
          
          Geulyeojil
          I bamdeul wie
          Sseuleojil
          Goyoe jillin
          Nal boneun
          Ne nundongja-e
          Masyeojwo nal
          Geulae nan
          
          Woh oh

Honey_Tea__

질척한 어둠 웅크린 모습
          고개를 저어도 늘 같은 자리
          닿지 않는 너, 나 홀로 상상을 해
          빛이 나는 너, 옆에 선 나
          So black, black as it can be
          다가가면 갈수록 깊어지는 dark sea
          Like a black, black sorrow
          A story of such woe
          이 이야기의 끝에는 피로 물든
          시린 자리와 텅빈 공기뿐
          너의 눈길이 닿는 곳에
          네 손끝 스칠 곳에
          하염없이 너만을 기다리고
          검은 어둠 속 붉은 빛
          모래시계를 돌려
          긴 시간을 너와
          So black, black as it can be
          다가가면 갈수록 깊어지는 dark sea
          Like a black, black sorrow
          A story of such woe
          이 이야기의 끝에는 피로 물든
          시린 자리와 텅빈
          Such black, black sorrow
          그리고 너
          언제나 나에겐 너 black sorrow
          나에겐 너 black sorrow
          나에겐 너 black sorrow

Honey_Tea__

Oh, in a blink, gone
          Blink, gone 놓칠 수 없어
          Blink and gone
          The clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock
          무조건 즐겨봐 blink, gone
          Oh, in a blink, gone
          (Let's go)
          오늘 이 순간 다시는 오지 않아
          파티가 시작돼 let's go crazy, high
          두 손 흔들어, 리듬에 몸을 맡겨봐
          이 음악 on and on
          푸르른 조명은
          내 눈을 간지럽히고, 난 웃음 짓고
          시릴 듯 빛나는 이 시간이 사라지기 전에
          Oh, in a blink, gone 모두 잊고 즐겨봐
          Oh, in a blink, gone 놓치지 마 이 순간
          I'm tellin' you blink, gone 후회는 남기지 말아
          The clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock
          Blink, gone
          Oh, in a blink, gone
          Blink and gone 지금 만끽해
          In a blink, gone
          머리는 비워, 짐은 필요 없어
          파티를 책임져 no, don't look back now
          어제도 내일도 나에겐 없는 거야
          It's this moment or no
          검붉은 공기는
          우리를 감싸안고, 맘을 일으키고
          뜨거운 이 전율은 하늘 끝까지 퍼져나가
          Oh, in a blink, gone 모두 잊고 즐겨봐
          Oh, in a blink, gone 놓치지 마 이 순간
          I'm tellin' you blink, gone 후회는 남기지 말아
          The clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock
          Blink, gone
          Oh, in a blink, gone 모두 잊고 즐겨봐
          Oh, in a blink, gone 놓치지 마 이 순간
          I'm tellin' you blink, gone 후회는 남기지 말아
          The clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock
          Blink, gone

Honey_Tea__

I made a wreck out of my hand
          I put it through the wall
          I made a fist and not a plan
          Call me a reckless wrecking ball
          I throw my plates against the wall
          And give it all I got
          I aim to break not one but all
          I'm just a big ol' wrecking ball
          I am unruly in the stands
          I am a rock on top of the sand
          I am a fist amidst the hands
          And I break it just because I can
          It takes a dedicated hand
          To put it through the wall
          You gotta wanna break the heart
          Of all those pretty porcelain dolls
          You gotta wanna be the drummer in the band
          You gotta wanna be a battering ram
          You gotta see the artistry
          In tearing the place apart with me, baby
          I am unruly in the stands
          I am a rock on top of the sand
          I am a fist amidst the hands
          And I break it just because I can
          Let's break it
          (Just because we can)
          Deface it
          (Just because we can)
          Let's break it
          Just because
          Just because
          Just because
          Just because
          I am unruly in the stands
          (I am a rock on top of the sand)
          I am a fist amidst the hands
          And I make a wreck out of my hand
          (I make a fist and not a plan)
          And I break it just because I can
          Because I can
          Because I can
          Because I can
          Because I can
          Because I can
          Because I can
          Because I can

Honey_Tea__

Father said that this world isn't for me
          I tried to pray for a new reality
          So, come to me, we can change night into day
          A tied-up moth seemed to know a different way
          
          (Don't remember it, don't return to it)
          
          Oh, Father tore out the umbilical cord
          There's nothing left in the bottle keeping me scored
          We'll abandon the scenery in the
          (Don't remember it, don't return to it)
          Rear-view mirror
          
          A petty line of white noise
          Pack up your bags and throw out the toys
          Three strikes, and: Honey, I'm home!
          Three voices come from the gramophone
          
          A vivisection of me
          Yielded the start of a mystery
          Say: Hello! Honey, I'm home!
          Three voices come from the gramophone
          
          God returned with the moth chained to his hand
          There's so many things that you'll never understand
          So, come to me, we can change night into day
          You'll hold my hand, so you never go astray
          
          (God devoured that of Father)
          
          A spider preaching, with poison on its lips
          To get out of here is to promise me a kiss
          The abandonment of scenery in the
          Mind of Mother
          
          (Don't remember it, don't return to it)
          
          So, with advice of the dead
          And a halo over my head
          
          At last: Honey, I'm home!
          Three voices come all alone
          
          A vivisection of me
          Done by God, for all to see
          Say: Hello! Honey, I'm home!
          Three voices come all alone
          
          (Da-da-lo, da-da-la, da-da-lo, da-da-la)
          (Da-da-lo, da-da-la, da-da-lo, da-da-la)
          
          A vivisection of me
          Done by God, for all to see
          
          (Da-da-lo, da-da-la, da-da-lo, da-da-la)
          (Da-da-lo, da-da-la, da-da-lo, da-da-la)
          
          A vivisection of me
          Done by God, for all to see

Honey_Tea__

You are my special
          You are my special
          You are my special
          今際の際際で踊りましょう
          東京前線興の都
          往生際の際際で足掻きましょう
          お行儀の悪い面も見せてよ
          I love you, baby
          謳い続けましょう
          如何痴れ者も 如何余所者も
          心燃える一挙手一投足
          走り出したらアンコントロール
          You are my special
          無茶苦茶にしてくれないかい?
          一切を存分に喰らい尽くして
          一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー
          眩暈がする程
          You are my special
          有耶無耶な儘廻る世界
          No, no, no! そう冷静にはならないで
          一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー
          誰が如何言おうと
          You are my special
          We are special
          You are my special
          土俵際の際際で堪えましょう
          東京沿線大荒れ模様
          報道機関 氣裸氣裸 血走ります
          冷静と俯瞰は御法度です
          Get lost in me
          自分を庇う言葉ばかりを
          いつまで言い聞かせるの?
          Get lost in me
          生き様を悔いるなんて
          そんなの御免だわ
          応答してよ 其体温感じたいの
          低体温のフローが点けた青い炎
          ロマンティックに誤魔化さないで
          単刀直入に切り裂いて
          熱っぽいラブソングには酔えないよもう
          I love you, baby
          I love you, baby
          今際の際際で踊りましょう
          東京前線興の都
          往生際の際際で足掻きましょう
          お行儀の悪い
          You are my special
          無茶苦茶にしてくれないかい?
          未来を存分に喰らい尽くして
          一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー
          眩暈がする程
          You are my special
          有耶無耶な儘廻る世界
          No, no, no! そう冷静にはならないで
          一生迷宮廻遊ランデブー
          誰が如何言おうと
          You are my special
          We are special
          冷静にはならないで
          We are special
          あなたはそのままで
          We are special
          どこまでも特別よ
          We are special
          誰が如何言おうと
          You arе my special

Honey_Tea__

I'm headed straight for the floor
          The alcohol served its tour
          And it's headed straight for my skin
          Leaving me daft and dim
          
          I've got this shake in my legs
          Shaking the thoughts from my head
          But who put these waves in the door?
          I crack and out I pour
          
          I'm Mr. Loverman
          And I miss my lover, man
          I'm Mr. Loverman
          Oh, and I miss my lover
          
          The ways in which you talk to me
          Have me wishin' I were gone
          The ways that you say my name
          Have me runnin' on and on
          
          Oh, I'm cramping up
          I'm cramping up
          But you're cracking up
          You're cracking up
          
          I'm Mr. Loverman
          And I miss my loverman
          I'm Mr. Loverman
          Oh, and I miss my lover
          
          I've shattered now, I'm spilling out
          Upon this linoleum ground (Mr. Loverman)
          I'm reeling in my brain again
          Before it can get back to you (Mr. Loverman)
          
          Oh what am I supposed to do without you?
          I'm Mr. Loverman
          And I miss my lover, man (I miss my lover)
          I'm Mr. Loverman (oh-oh)
          Oh, and I miss my lover (Mr. Loverman)
          
          I'm Mr. Loverman (oh-oh)
          And I miss my loverman
          I'm Mr. Loverman
          And I miss my lover

Honey_Tea__

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          A tu chica me la llevo a su lado bien me veo
          
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          A tu chica me la llevo a su lado bien me veo
          
          Vine a hacerte evolucionar vamo' a hacer metamorfosis
          Cuando este por terminar vas a pedirme otra dosis
          
          Sube el humo ya no hay que fingir, veo como te estas perdiendo
          No hay razon para confiar en mi
          
          Siempre ando con la
          
          Mente en blanco dress code negro cruzo en rojo saco el dedo
          A tu chica me la llevo a su lado bien me veo
          
          Mente en blanco
          Mente en blanco
          Mente en blanco
          Mente en blanco
          
          Eres puro para entrar al paraíso pasa el quicio
          Mundo ficticio si algún listo ha visto como la mente desvisto
          Cual bautismo dejarían de tocar el piso
          
          Si me gritan no volteo llevo puesto el mundo entero corta el mazo
          Y mada el juego K-K-K-K4OS puro fuego
          
          Se dilatan tus pupilas se dilatan tus mentiras
          Me suplicas de rodillas 'toy pisando con las miradas
          
          Vine a hacerte evolucionar tenemos telepatía
          No te vayas a asustar es solo la adrenalina
          
          Mente en blanco dress code negro cruzo en rojo saco el dedo
          A tu chica me la llevo a su lado bien me veo
          
          Mente en blanco
          Mente en blanco
          Mente en blanco
          Mente en blanco
          
          In your mind
          Take a risk
          Lose control
          Kiss a bitch
          
          K-K-K-K4OS
          
          Mind mind mind
          Oh my god
          
          Kiss a bitch