Call me Finchie, children.
Male? Female?
My friends are creepy ((it's literally just innuendos 24/7)); I need help.

I have a crapton of ideas. I may eventually use them as plot adoptables.

One of my betas' is a stickler for 'research' and 'accuracy' so I am sorry if a chapter comes out late ;-; ((No, no, beta, don't leave. I still love you.)) 

My sexy time scenes need a sensei. Badly.

If you steal any story belonging to me or my buddies and pass it off as your own, I will track you down and knee you in your balls ((or your nonexistent balls, if you're a girl)).

WARNING: Stories will be dropped if I no longer feel like they write themselves. I do not believe in forcefully finishing a story. If I like it enough, it may just be a long hiatus.

Who else likes tragedies?