'Why do people trust doctors so much when they can't even do their jobs properly...'
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Hello! I'm The Patient! My real name is Hannah Tompson though.
Gender: Female
Fave Colour: Orange and turquoise
Fave food: CHEESE!
Crush: Crush? Ha! Never heard of it!
Fave song: Mad Hatter
Fave animal: Monkey
Likes:
~My big sis
~CHEESE!
~Mythology
~Torture, execution, ect.
Dislikes:
~Most guys
~Medical staff...
~Idiots
Fave quotes:
~Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe
~Damaged people are the most dangerous, as they know how to survive
~Many things have a cure, stupid isn't one them
~I may look calm, but in my head I have killed you 10 times in 7 ways in 5 minutes
~The Irish philosophy:
In life, there are 2 things to worry about, either you are well or sick
if you are well,
there is nothing to worry about.
if you are sick,
there are 2 things to worry about. Either you will get well, or you will die.
if you get well,
there is nothing to worry about.
if you die,
there are 2 things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or hell.
if you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about.
but if you go to hell,
you will be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends you have time to worry!
So why worry?
Other stuff:
>I have chronic tic disorder
>I can't do loads of exercise as if I do I will have difficulty breathing properly afterwards
>I don't laugh, I wheeze due to my lung
>Red Leicester cheese is life. All hail cheese
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