My co-worker is going to a baseball game and asked me to watch her two dogs for the weekend.
They are insane and overly friendly-which is great because who doesn't love huge, fluffy, happy, animals am I right?
So I thought that I would walk them considering how hyper they seemed to be.
I made a mistake.
Because it was so early in the morning (and I absolutely despise waking up) I skipped a shower and just threw on whatever seemed most comfortable.
Ugg boots, grey leggings that aren't long enough to be tucked into said boots, and an oversized sweatshirt that says "BUM" on the front is not necessarily the cutest outfit. Not to mention a weeks worth of unshaven leg hair that is showing because of short leggings and boots. Also my hair was in a frizzy ponytail that was leftover from the night before.
Basically I looked like a hobo. My shirt said BUM for godsake.
I didn't really expect anyone to be awake bc it was 6 am, but when I started walking I passed at least 10 people (two of them were very cute boys may I add) by the time I reached the end of the block. I then realized that our park is having our annual fall fest, and there are tons of people in town.
Both dogs that I am trying to walk despite their lack of leash training, are over the moon and trying to greet anyone that is within sniffing distance.
As I'm struggling to keep a hold on the dogs' leashes, I feel someone walking up behind me and I turn slightly to move out of the way.
GUys I don't think I've seen a cuter guy in real life like I want to throw up because I'm just thinking of what I probably looked like and I said embarrassing things and he probably thought I had escaped an insane asylum or something and the dogs were jumping on him and I just stood their and watched and probably drooled or something oh my god.
THis GUY LOOKED LIKE HARRY STYLES (minus the long shaggy hair and bandana) AND I LET HIM GET MAULED BY TWO 90 LB DOGS. THANK GOD HE WAS NICE BUT I FEEL LIKE A MORON PLEASE HELP