Sleep.Depr1ved

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I swear to god the Steve Buscemi x Jar Jar Binks fic is all I can fucking think about and I may just die

I think it was bout time for a fuckin change in profile picture. 

I'm reading through old comments of mine and realising that I used to sound like a pinterest mom.

“Pottermore says I’m a Slytherin, Buzzfeed says I’m a Ravenclaw.”
          
          
          
          I CAN RELATE SO HArD-

I literally haven’t read a book on here in like 6 months and yet every single time, without fail, That I come on here, I have over 300 notifs. 
          
          hOW
          
          I guess maybe it’s because I used to be REALLY active within a few different fandoms?? So it’s just the last bit of life coming from long dead comment chains??

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I’m so fucking done with these boring ass wattpad cliches appearing in my recommended. 
          
          I’m not even mad about the writing, Some of em have really good writers. But the fact that they’re based around a cliche that I’ve literally seen 500 other times, ruins it. 
          
          I literally cannot count the amount of stories on heere that I’ve read about some bad boy football player that is lowkey abusive and this “naive” white girl falling in lOve with him. 
          
          I can’t count the amount of stories I’ve read about this evil alpha werewolf and this boring and unnoticeable but immensely hot whoever the fuck that this alpha bitch falls in love with. 
          
          I cannot count the amount of stories I’ve read that are about this girl that falls in love with a boy and suddenly hEr lIfE cHaNGes. 
          
          Don’t get me wrong, Tropes are great. I would die for the enemies to lovers trope. I would also die for the two mutual pining fuckheads. 
          
          So pleASE my fellow writers, If you are going to write about a cliche, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT A TWIST ON IT. 
          
          If you’re writing the “bad boy and good girl” trope, flip it!! Make a bad girl and good boy!! Or for fucks sake make an enby character
          
          Just don’t write about an “evil” alpha werewolf, please for the love of god just don’t. I cannot think of a way to make that something interesting. 
          
          Make things gay!! Literally any heterosexual love trope/cliche will feel different if you change the genders or sexualities. 
          
          Write cliches!! Do it!! Just make it more fucking interesting than the 8000 other stories with the same idea. 
          

I hate that if you trace my profile back far enough you eventually find THAT fandom at the start of all this

Y’ALL I SURVIVED ENTERING A CHURCH