Eli

Hello
          Hallo
          こんにちは
          dia duit
          Halò
          Bonjour
          
          "Hello" in all my nationalities :3

Oh my GODS, I'm fucking DONE! My mom came out to the living room and said "Why does hitting your elbow hurt so much?" And I just shrugged and then after a few seconds she said "Thanks for your sympathy." In a very pissed-off tone AND THEN SLAMMED THE DOOR TO HER ROOM
          
          HOW COME PARENTS CAN SLAM DOORS, BUT WHENEVER KIDS DO, THEYRE ALL "DONT SLAM DOORS, OR ILL SLAM YOU INTO THE DOOR"

We don't need flesh. We have poptarts

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You have so many Spiderman angst books...
          
          ...ANOTHER ANGST LOVER, FUCK YEAH

You look creamy today 

Have you ever gotten that feeling when it feels like "holy schist I love Wattpad"? Just happened to me now... 
          Anyway, like I said, I love Wattpad... because you beautiful people are here ❤️
           *HUGGIES FOR ALL (also blue cookies)* 
          
          Anyway. I feel like writing my Spidey fic... 
          

I told you she wouldn't care.

Random, but, when I was taking care of my mom's friend's cats, I got paid like $70 and I had to pay my mom half for "gas money"
          
          I earned that money. I EARNED it, while she just drove me and helped with the dogs (I've been afraid of them ever since I was bitten as a 3 yo)
          
          IT WAS $70. I PAID HER HALF OF IT, LEAVING ME WITH LIKE $40. THEN I HAD TO PAY HER *THAT* BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHIT SHE'S BOUGHT ME "OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF HER HEART" FOR YEARS.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I FEEL LIKE IM DROWNING I CANT DO THIS I CANT FUCKING LIVE LIKE THIS OH MY GODS IM A FUCKING FAILURE AHAHAHAHAHHA