Hello, Suckas!

Honored to meet you through the screen of your phone, computer, whatever.
I kindly put my hand forward for a shake... please don't decline, it's rude. 

Most of you may know, I go by Silent Mannequin, also known as SMq (just because I'm lazy) and THAT'S NOT MY  REAL NAME, DUH. If you want to get to know me, don't hesitate to message me, as surprisingly, I don't bite. 

Anyway, I'm currently writing my first book, cue the drumrolllllsssss. So, should any of you Good Samaritans happen to walk by my account or my book, give it a chance!

Because if you don't, I'll send you to Uranus.

Sorry about that, I have a habit of bringing up Uranus all the time. I should stop doing that.

And, yeah, i have an undying love, or should you call, obsession, for yellow. Don't mind me.

If any of you reached this far, CONGRATULATIONS! Because, seriously, I know I am talkative, it's my nature. When I die, I want to be known as "The Wattpad Author Who Writes The Longest Author Notes".

I'm sorry I ranted this long.

So long, Suckas!