My writing is detailed, violent, deep, and usually quite dark...with a splash of humour ;)
Personally, if you are actually reading this, either you are a friend, casually interested, or a stalker...so there is a possible one in three chance, that someone is going to find me and molest me over what I am writing right now.
So I have to be very careful, what I am going to write...
Firstly, to all molesters: I am 9 foot tall, muscly as a butchers shop, and short tempered. I also know how to kill people with a variety of weapons, including my bare hands and my teeth.
I am always paranoid, and NEVER SLEEP. 
I am also immune to chloroform, and have a built up resistance to morphine and therefore also a resistance to heroin.
I have 20 man killing dogs that roam my vast house, which is also filled with testicle removing traps and snares.
Anyway, now that my warning to molesters is over, at the time I am writing this, I am quite tired, have had a pint of ale, and it's 20 to 10...
EUGH.
SO! Just to get some real life facts clear...
This is me:
Christian (Please don't hate or ask questions)
I have a girlfriend who I see every Sunday and love very much.
I am doing Maths, Physics, Chemistry, and German at A-level or "Collage"
My hobbies are writing, boxing ( the fighting thing, not the packaging thing), and LOTS AND LOTS OF GAMING. Oh my goodness. I play Halo, Chivalry, Skyrim...and lots of other games...
Get the picture yet?
I'm the average normal guy...who is normal...and even more normal...nothing to see here, Just bad spelling, punctuation and grammar.
Also, here is another thing: Everything you have read, has absolutely no point. This is just me puking my internal monologue onto a keyboard, with my headphones half on, and my phone unlocked, with the text thread to my Girlfriend open...Bored yet?
Oh wait but there is more...aaaaand there isn't. PSYCHE!
But I'm still typing...PSYCHE AGAIN!
I really wish there wasn't a cap to the number of characters I can use.
Oh well. Chat another time! X