Hellow. This is Silk Honey checking in. I'm a blond vampire who doesn't know whether he's gay or bi.

Absta (Like the real person? Not me?) likes all sorts of stuff like dodgems and parks and the sort. And she likes boyxboy a lot. Like, I'm like a product of that.

She probs thinks that she's going mental, but oh well. Ah... She's Asian. But I'm Asian too. Louis just said that I'm actually middle-east-sian, but I've no idea what that means. I'm Israeli... Oh, keeps thinking about to add "te" at the end of that word.

Twig just said he loves me. Aww. I love you too.

He says to add what things she like. Absta likes to read books. Like Divergent and the Count of Monte Cristo (in Chinese) and the Selfie of Dorian Gray... I'm kidding. Oscar Wilde was hot, by the way. I'd seen him in person.

She's read a lot of stuff- Percy Jackson... David Levithan... Cassandra Clare... A bit of James Patterson...

And a lot of movies- Interview with the Vampire... Top Gun... Forbidden Planet... Roman Holidays... Clash of the Titans... Remember the Titans... Not much of TV shows.

Good on you Abs, I hate modern technology. Louis thinks that movies are okay, but I guess everyone has their own likings.

She thinks she's going mental again. But I am 1234 years old this year (Don't laugh at that number... I only need to live through this year. Then it'll be all okay. Why don't you laugh at Louis? He's 654. Ouch.) and I'd seen much. She hasn't... It's okay Absta.

By the way I come from the very badly-written book Drip. Find me there. The well-written ones are Choices Make Me, Dr. Procreece... And the rest are not here. They will be published in 20 years' time, take or give a few.

Aww Louis I love you too. Goodbye, I have personal problems to solve. This is Silk Honey checking out with Louis on his lap and Twig's legs around his neck. It's alright, vampires don't need to breathe. Actually, in AU I'm pregnant and Raphael Ignace- hey babe- needs air.

Anyhow, get off, good-bye for now.