!!ADDRESSING THE ALLEGATIONS!!
So... I never really thought that this day would come but... how do I phrase this, I really need to apologize for everything... I have made a big mistake.. And I'm so sorry... To the people I harmed.. Their families... Everyone, really. But I didn't know better I swear!! The fridge just appeared in my house and I did what people usually do, bomb it!! Why would I ever use that fridge??!!! Yes, I know that I had committed all those warcrimes, and I'm ashamed.. But... *sobs, my tears shining on my face as I cry*... And about the other allegations.. I really didn't know that she was -729272828...!! I swear!! I'm so sorry.
/j I didn't actually get controversial
