Asocial bITch

Holy shit. It’s... been a while. Tbh, I lowkey hate Wattpad but I’ve came back to check on it because apparently WEBTOON bought it lmao. It’s either gonna be chaos or healing, there will be no i between. Wattpad users, I hope you brace for the terrifying future ahead

Wow what a great day. Even I can’t tell if that was sarcasm or not. Am I allowed to say my day was crap when the only thing that was actually crap was my feeling lmao

Burning to death really isn’t how I planned dyinggggggggg

Ahhh fuck guys. I think I predicted the demise of Australia back in winter. Dangitdangitdangit. I jinxed ittttttttt

Make a wish!!
                    No really, make a wish!
                    No, no, no. That wasn't a good one.
                    Make another one.
                    That's better!
                    Now make anoth-STOP!
                    Nvermind.
                    Wasn't that fun?!
                    Hope you made a great wish and it comes true!
                    Now, to make you feel a little guilty...
                    Send this to as many people as you can in 2 minutes.
                    If you don't, you will be kidnapped by angry ninja elves, and thrown off a cliff into a pile of sparkly feces provided by Glitter Butt.
                    It's true!
                    (well maybe)
                    *grins sheepishly*
                    Wait what am I talking about?
                    This is TRUE
                    This is how it will happen:
                    1.) Send this to 1 person, and that one person will be irritated with you for sending them stupid chainmail.
                    2.)Send this to 2-5 people, and those people will also be annoyed with you for sending them stupid chainmail.
                    3.) Send this to 5-10 people, and those 5-10 people will be outraged with you for sending them stupid chainmail, and may form a plot on your life.
                    4.)Send this to 10-20 people, and these people will be extremely annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chainmail. And may or may not send a bunch of angry ninja elves to blow up your house.
                    Good luck!!
                    
                    
                    Sidenote: If by sending this chainmail I have extremely irritated, annoyed, outraged, or angered you, please don't send any angry ninja elves to throw me off a cliff, or blow up my house. I am very, very, very, very, sorry but it had to be done.

Thank you for all the votes on Mute and for following me, I really appreciate the support, and I’m glad you enjoyed!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! ITS BEEN TWO WHOLE YEARS SINCE I JOINED WATTPAD!

Hi I’m dying

Hiya! I just wanted to say thanks so much for taking the time to read and vote on my story No Choice! I really appreciate it and I hope you enjoy the story! If you ever have any feedback or questions for me please feel free to let me know! Thanks again, and I hope you have a great day!

Okay, I apologise, but I’m currently focusing on my speech and homework. I won’t be able to update for a while? More like a year.