My friends call me strange and one of a kind. Puh-leeze, they're not my friends... they STALK ME

Kay, joke's over, but I am sort of strange and unusual.

Let's see, I'm a bookworm (obviously) and I like ANIMALS!

Quotes I Say A Lot .... 

" Chuck me the chunky monkey " (Pass me the basketball)
" I wanted that choco-steak, jelly+fish sandwich, and lardy spaghetti 3 Minutes AGO " (Just being ANNOYING)
" What the Fodgey-Chicken was that! "
" What the Chunky Beef is that! "

Quotes I Know A Lot ....

" I believe I'll die! "
" Ya mess with the cow, ya get the udders "
" I will push a chunk of lard down YOUR THROAT! "

That finishes it?

WAIT, WAIt, WAit, Wait, wait,... umm... oh yeah, man walks in to bar and says ouch, lol