Greetings, mortals. In the words of a real queen, I would like to thank god and the gays.

I live with my cat, my other cat that is probably plotting to kill me, and the demon I have trapped in my basement. My favourite troupe is funny, sassy villains, and my favourite book is Pan's labyrinth by Guillermo del Toro. I may or may not have made a victorian faun-inspired costume to scare people on Halloween. (It worked, they ran in terror.)

I have been writing since I was nine, and dare I say, I have become a fine specimen of literary excellence. That said, my writing is not for the faint of heart. My favourite colour may be morally grey, but I do not condone abuse.

Have fun reading my Murder Book. And for those of you that keep a Hit List...

I have one too.