Ojou-sama I present to you the Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II also known as the "Warthog". Its basically a flying gun your highness. 

I'm sorry your highness they're no longer in service... they're retiring sooner.

But-!? Eh? How...-no, wha-!?

V-Very well your highness, the Warthog will be shipped as soon as possible and it will be wrapped in pink coating.

For your safety and legal purposes its engine and on board electronics will be stripped out to subsidize shipping costs and comply with the Ministry of Trade and international laws.

May liberty help us all. DO NOT tell her highness that the 30mm gatling gun has been surgically replaced by a prop replica with state of the art sound system to replicate the "BRRRRRT" sound.