uncle larry

Hey bozo

Cats

can we get an f in chat for all the people who still call me 7000

im going to treat this goddamn website like twitter

When you bust a nut but you left your wrench at home
          
          :)

Skidaddle skidoodle my crotch smells of noodle

SIKE BTICHES IM BACK AFTER A VEYR LONG AND SEXY TIME OF HIBERNATION AND IM HARD AND READY AYSQDWEOWG

Guess what bois?
          
          For the third time this year, I'm actually back and going to rewrite most of my stories sometime next year

I'm bbbaaCK AGAIN :DDD

Guess who's baCK IN THE SADDLE-