Hi! Wow, that's got to be the most randomest (if there's even such a word) yet coolest theory ever. I actually think it's pretty valid as it would explain my wickedly awesome ninja skills and the fact that I'm a superhero (in training). Well after 'continuously and attentively reading' (a less creepier way of saying stalking) your profile and seeing that you have quoted Dumbledore, McCartney and Shakespeare, I have come to the conclusion that you are also awesome. I'm also quite coulrophobic and I have a habit of rambling on...can you tell?