boy . 19 . Sexy .

     There was once a boy called Simon. 
            He was tall, dark haired, and really handsome.
                    He was adored by all - especially his super hot girlfriend -
                                                                                      and he deserved all the attention.
                            He has a dead ventriloquist for a grandmother and a puppet for a father.
                       A cat for sister and an  iguana for a mother.
      Then his suave demeanor was challenged 
 by none other than annoying Ellie Bradshaw.

.likes.

Horror
Adventure
Fun
Sex
Girls
Bathing

.dislikes.

Ellie Bradshaw
One Direction
Iguanas
Cats
Puppets
Jennifer Anderson