Simon baby

You are not Simon Cowell cause he is too old to be on wattpad

Louis is cooler than you.  Hehe, just kidding.

@_Cher_Lloyd_ hey 

hey simon!!!

Hi Uncle Si! (Hey that rhymes!)

Stop. Stop. Stop. That is a no from me. Now stop.

Well that's just lovely for you now isn't it?

-tapes your mouth shut- A dying whale sings better than you.

My ears are still bleeding from that little song of yours. You are not X Factor material. Good day.

That. Was. Just. Awful. Go away.