Dixen B. Tweenerlegs

Bro I was just at maccas and got freaking verbally attacked because they didn’t like the way I laugh. Like bro they were grown adults bullying teenagers get a freaking life. Anyway I just serenaded them the Pokémon theme song so 

If your name is Vivienne and you were at the Harry Styles concert last night my friend is looking for you 

I have a free period right now and I should be studying but I have a hot date with Larry 

I read your bio. What comment did you think was funny? If you remember

Hi

Omg I just got logged out of my Wattpad and my password wasn’t working. I was about to die cause like this app is my everything. The relief I felt when I got it right was insane phew 

It should be Dicks in between our legs not on between love correct your name :)

I shave everyday but my beard stays the same. what am I?

2 years Wattpad still going strong <3

I want ice cream.