Everyone here? Alright. Today you have entered the biggest army on Earth. The SA. or Simp Army. We do not put other peoples kins down. We support and are there for one another. I am Ashton, the president of the Simp Army.  Everyone state the initiation simping.
"2D,  3D, Real or not! Toxic, Top Or Bottom especially the ones that are hot, hot!" 
Let the celebration begin! For the first part, bring out the cosplayers and voice actors! Bring out the Studio Ghibli tier food! Afterwards bring out the hottest movie and tv show stars! Tonight we have a feast!