𝕸𝖚𝖟𝖆𝖓_𝕶𝖎𝖇𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖚𝖏𝖎

baby artemis: "dad, for how long can you breath in a washing machine?"
          Zeus: "know why would you ask that artemis"
          Artemis: .....
          Zeus: ..... WERE IS APOLLO

These girls in my math class told me a boy named colton liked me, and then said it was a joke. BITCHES I SWEAR! UGH!

Hey master muzannnnnnnnnn~

*Summons Annie* 

I'm doing a face rev in my group chat!

Muzan how do u convert ppl into demons on wattpad??

Im wounded

Gyutaro's new nickname is  Moldy Cheese

someone exposed me.....
          They said I wear 20 hats on top of eachother and moonwalk in my free time.........

To whom it may concern,
          You have been formally invited to the February 2025 Wattpad Tea Party. The theme for the party is spooky cute/pastel goth, please come wearing your outfit of best fit. I will be hosting it in a book on my profile from 5pm CST-8pm CST on Wednesday, Feb 26, 2025. You are required to bring a plus one or a date, and check in with the reception chapter before joining the festivities!
          We have a lineup of events that will be occurring that night which will go as so in chronological order:
          -Murder Mystery Event
          -Tea
          -Voting for best dressed
          -Dancing
          -Poetry contest
          Please check in and make your reservation before the party starts. Don't be late! Hope to see you there.
          Sincerely, your host, Metrodora