1.Hi, I'm Jess, in case it wasn't obvious

I am in a loving committed relationship with chocolate although I think my mom is trying to break us up 

I'm South African so obviously I have a pet Lion that I ride to school

I'm awesome so obviously I have a pet unicorn that plays scrabble with me

I like to read(A lot) , write, act(I am a drama queen, bow down to me) sing, cook, give hand massages and plait hair- basically anything that doesn't require exercise 

I love TV and Youtube way too much

I'm maybe sort of slightly a little bit obsessed with Dr Suess and Winnie The Pooh 

I pretty much break everything I touch including my own limbs(I blame my Dad's clumsy Gene)

I have an irrational fear of holes, it's called Trinophopia, look it up

I tend to over share and ramble(clearly) 

Oh, and I'm SUPER punny- sorry in advance