SimplySafs

BEGONE, PORN SPAMBOT! *reports*

Hi, assalaam alaikum, how are you? Hope you're good. I know it's annoying when people come to your message board to advertise their story. I don't usually do this and it feels awkward doing it now since Wattpad won't promote my story. I hope you don't find it annoying.
          
           Please check out my book. You might like it. It's an Islamic romance novel, packed with suspense, mysteries, and mad twists thanks for anticipating;https://www.wattpad.com/story/310131183?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=halishar

This is a story of healing, a heart learning to love itself as it walks closer to Allah.
          
          And Allah writes another broken soul next to hers, so they heal each other as they walk towards him.
          
          It's a story about patience, faith, and the quiet miracle of trust
          
          Hope you'll like it!
          
          I'm a new author & hoping for genuine readers!
          
          ♡
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/400256582-ashw%C4%81k-al-r%C5%ABh-thorns-of-the-soul-even-roses-have

A ton of porn spambots in your followers?! *reports them all*

Did your hear Anne Burrell passed away? T_T

Hey can we do f4f? And v4v?? Let’s support each other

*looks at followers* Sussy bot is sus *reports*

Hey, would you like to check out my book

Talking about Food Network made me realize there’s more goofy stuff I can share with you - the nicknames I’ve had to come up with for the various chefs cuz my dad can’t remember their names XDDDDDDD
          
          He finally got Bobby Flay down, and he’s still kinda shaky on Guy Fieri (I have to say “the eating guy” for him XD), but pretty much everyone else requires a nickname XDDDDDDDDD

I need to make time for finding goofy tweets again xD