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To the very, very few people who follow me and read my book Zoo Girl, Hi! I noted in my first chapter that I was the shittiest of shit at uploading, and boy oh boy did I live up to my words. It was freaking July when I started this book, and it took me 6 MONTHS TO WRITE FOUR CHAPTERS. I just never got round to writing, it was like a permanent block was just stuck in my brain, not allowing any inspiration to seep through. As its a new year and all that shiz, I will be aiming to upload way more regularly, starting with an update 100% before January 31st. I have no clue if anyone is actually going to bother reading this, but whatever- it's out of my system. SO ADIOS AMIGOS- Stay tuned for an update coming to a computer or mobile device near you. (I'm sorry that was really bad, I'll leave now).