Hello, wattpaders. Somehow, you found me. Damn it. I guess you want to hear my life story now. No? Well thank gods, that would take way too much energy to write and I am REALLY lazy. But I guess I do have to tell you some stuff...

Name: Vince/Vincent.

Age: 20 which I'm well aware makes me ancient in wattpad years

Gender: trans guy

Sexuality: romantically attracted to girls mostly/bicurious, asexual

Pronouns: He/him if at all possible but I'm not gonna be a dick about it.

Relationship Status: just got out of a long term relationship

Tumblr: simplyvince

Religion/beliefs: Theistic Satanism/Demonolatry (look it up or ask me if you're curious) [but also like... Still working out the religious beliefs and whatnot so this could totally change...]

What I read: Almost always boyxboy (Hence why I don't think I'm straight...)

Other Tidbits: I'm a nerd. I'm a disorganized mess. I'm in college and studying Computer Science.

This is getting long-winded, and if you're anything like me you didn't read it. So, whatever. *cue stereotypical teenage emo eye roll thingy*

I think that's about it... So... Yeah... 

Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*awkwardly runs away*
*trips*
Shit! That hurt!

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*Vince laughs at himself*

~Vince Suddenly Disapears in A Cloud of Sparkly Fairy Dust~

Now that's a better exit, yeah, there we go.