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I feel so accomplished today... I finally started working out. I went on a forty minute walk, just me, my music, and the 95° sun. I kinda forgot to bring water, but that's a different story. Now I'm stretching and stuff, I think I'm actually doing well! 

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Funny story, My sister, her boyfriend, and I were watching the Olympic swimmers, and she was talking about how she could swim. I said I could only swim doggy paddle....
          
          
          YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I SAID INSTEAD OF DOGGY PADDLE!?
          
          
          
          
          I. FUCKING. SAID. DOGGY. STYLE. HELP- 

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Okay- never thought I'd be in that situation- 
          So you know rental vehicles? My sister's boyfriend got one, and well, THE FUCKING CAR BATTERY WAS ERODED. So me and my sister was in a hot truck, in 116 TEXAS HEAT, dying. Lovely, I just love life. :D