SimpusMogus

Chapter 72 of Caring Soul: "Read Like an Open NIMPH" has been released! Thank you for being patient!
          	
          	https://www.wattpad.com/1619127384-chapter-72-read-like-an-open-nimph

SimpusMogus

@gunman567 I saw. Figured they're just actual people trying to scam, so instead of calling them clankers we can go a step further and clown on them for real.
          	  
          	  Living, breathing human beings with such wasted potential it's embarrassing.
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SimpusMogus

@Luminous8532 You're lucky my conversations wall is on high moderation.
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gunman567

@Luminous8532 I will rip off your foreskin 
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SimpusMogus

Chapter 72 of Caring Soul: "Read Like an Open NIMPH" has been released! Thank you for being patient!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1619127384-chapter-72-read-like-an-open-nimph

SimpusMogus

@gunman567 I saw. Figured they're just actual people trying to scam, so instead of calling them clankers we can go a step further and clown on them for real.
            
            Living, breathing human beings with such wasted potential it's embarrassing.
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SimpusMogus

@Luminous8532 You're lucky my conversations wall is on high moderation.
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gunman567

@Luminous8532 I will rip off your foreskin 
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SimpusMogus

Coming out, swinging outta left field, please welcome my NEW and IMPROVED... AO3 PROFILE!!!!!!!
          
          I will not import Caring Soul there. I tried it once, it was a living hell, never doing it again. BUT! BUUUUT! I WILL IMPORT MY ONESHOTS FIC THERE! AND WHEN I UPDATE IT HERE, I WILL ALSO DO THE SAME THERE!
          
          BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO CHECK IT OUT, I HAVE POSTED MY PRIVATE (Not really, if you were on my Discord you've probably read it) MIKAMI SHIFTY CRACK-SMUTFIC THERE!
          
          HAHAHAHA! I'M SO DAMN SMART!
          
          https://archiveofourown.org/users/SimpusMogus

SimpusMogus

I may need to go back and retcon a bit due to the revelations in the recent Nikke side story concerning Pretty and Anis. My skills as a Nikke prophet have... failed me completely this time around, hehe
          
          Don't you all worry though, I'll make the changes clear in the next chapter's author notes. I thought I was doing some crazy prediction back then, like shooting a hoop from the moon, but it turned out completely different.

SimpusMogus

Bad news, my laptop fan sounds like a helicopter taking flight and I don't have any means to fix it. No compressed air to use on the vents, so I opted on opening it up and seeing what was going on...
          
          Just to realize one of the screws was, quite literally, glued in. You cannot make this up, WHO DOES THAT? WHO DID IT!? I've spent half an hour trying to untighten it and it doesn't work, good Lord help me.
          
          At least I can still write, but damn, the moment I find whoever did this I'll give 'em a piece of my mind... In other news, I've hit Outpost Level 550 in Nikke by grinding the hell outta Hard Mode. Singlehandedly made around 30-40k gems by doing that. WE UP FOR THE ANNI LETS GOOOO

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@SimpusMogus understand your pain my phone broke and know I have to use my 8 year old one. Can't even play nikke on it 
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TZOmniverse

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@SimpusMogus glued in screw? Tf is that shit. Sounds abominable. That’s like not being able to unzip my fly and take off my pants. 
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SimpusMogus

I be doing anything but writing Caring Soul like today I wrote Mikami Shifty smut for my discord server and it turned out great (even though I wrote it for a collective 40 minutes)

SimpusMogus

@Luminous8532 FACTS my guy, for some reason I did better today because of it. Being a fanfic author is weird as hell
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Luminous8532

@SimpusMogus Gotta get that post nut clarity to write Caring Soul
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SimpusMogus

JOIN THE CINDICATE! JOIN THE CINDICATE TODAY!
          
          BECOME HER PRINCE, BRUSH HER HAIR DAILY, AND HOLD HER MIRROR FOR HER.
          
          VOTE FOR CINDERELLA IN THE UPCOMING GLOBAL POPULARITY CONTEST OR BE CONDEMNED FOREVER AS A HERETIC

SimpusMogus

@TrippyTorpedo You get paid with compliments from the one and only.
            
            Also, doesn't matter, just glad you're here mate. Happened to me once when I was still using wattpad on my phone and it pissed me off
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TrippyTorpedo

BTW. My Wattpad wasn't working for some reason, kept closing when I tried to open, so apologies for late reply 
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TrippyTorpedo

Is the pay good? 
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SimpusMogus

Happy Easter you beautiful beings! Hope you're having a good day and/or evening! Enjoy yourselves!

TrippyTorpedo

@SimpusMogus THANK YOU! YOU MATE! 
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DawnBreaker_06

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bro stole my thunder  can’t have shit in detroit 
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