@SimpusMogus
Chapter 80 of Caring Soul: "A Plot Too Short For Tears" is officially out now! Go read it so I can afford a car.
Or something. https://www.wattpad.com/1653290419-chapter-80-a-plot-too-short-for-tears
@DawnBreaker_06 Nice and spacious, good family car I'd say.
buy a honda odyssey.
Do you want to hear something funny that happened today?
@TrippyTorpedo Let's hear it
Guys next chapter is finished but I'll edit it tomorrow! So much stuff to do for my driving exams... the written one specifically!
Like come on! I can drive flawlessly now! Upshifting, downshifting, I can do even better than most of these dumbasses on the road! I can parallel park with little to no issues for God's sake!
I'm passing the practical exam, but then the written one would screw me over! Such hyper specific questions that just make me wanna bash my head against my desk! I have no problem with road markings, or signs, or laws, or anything like that!
My problem comes from the fact I don't know the exact length a semi truck would need to be in order for it to be considered an 18-wheeler! WHY SHOULD I EVEN CARE? IF I SEE AN 18-WHEELER I WON'T WONDER "Hmmm! I wonder how long that semi is!" NOR WOULD IT BE RELEVANT
Man this sucks
@TrippyTorpedo Gosh I hope that doesn't happen to me, I wanna start driving before I get back to school
@Unit404-N Or on the other hand it gives you a really easy question like "Can you overtake on a pedestrian road?" but then right after it gives you some straight bullshit. It's just gambling at this point, just hope you get lucky
@SimpusMogus i finished the written in first try, problem now is are they going to FINALLY call me for the fucking practical?!
OKAY ANOTHER LESSON DONE. No mistakes this time, just people being dumb on the road fucking me over.
I'm on a roundabout, spinning for an exit, out comes a fucking Honda and I hit a clutch + brake so sharp my instructor almost goes through the windshield... (Wear seatbelts, kids)
There's a stop sign for the guy but apparently he can't read. I honk at him to reverse back but he stays on the road. There's BARELY any room for me to pass, so I say "Fuck it, there's a line behind me I gotta go." because the exit I'm trying to take is after this one.
I put clutch, put it in 1st, let go slowly and... I fucking stall. Boiling, seething with rage at this point. I get it on the second try, but then I have to squeeze past this guy that's STILL ON THE ROAD BY THE WAY.
@SimpusMogus Just another day, welcome to the world with many people that your bound to meet and hate
Stalling a manual at an intersection gotta be top 10 worst moments of my life.
... Sorry for the delay on the next chapter everyone, Simpy Wimpy has been learning how to drive recently. Gotta say, I'm pretty goated when I'm not overwhelmed by 50 things happening at the same time
aye. as someone who’s been driving for about 2 years? the stress never really goes away.
I am officially 20. Scream at me.
thought that would work..
I spent yesterday writing jackshit. Instead, I opted to go on Fimfiction the entire day and read Celestia fluff while drinking sugarfree energy drinks and eating random shit.
... I kid you not, that was probably the happiest day of my life. Never have I EVER felt such joy before. Fanfics on there had me in tears at how sweet they were.
@SimpusMogus Eat some burger either chicken while watching some asmr or those 100 days video its heaven for me
I'm lazy. Straight up. No writer's block, no nothing, just straight up lazy.
Also withdrawals came back to beat my ass.
@SimpusMogus iam too skinny my metabolisme went too fast
@Agent_ramirez im fat
@SimpusMogus food help me when came for withdrawals lol
hmmm which character should i kill next...
evil ass people
Have you tried neon
@SimpusMogus Brid. Gotta finish the job
Hey soo… I’m almost 20. August 18th. Have fun.
@DawnBreaker_06 we gonna be singing you happy birthday twincharoo