Hello, my lovely followers! And non-followers. If you're not following me, SHAME ON YOU. You should probably go do that right now.

If you've found this account it either means that you've read one of my books or you're stalking me. Hopefully the first one. (BOO STALKERS)

A wise man once said "Hello." You know I'm right. There has definitely been a wise man who said hello.

We all have that day in our lives when we just listen to the same song on repeat over and over again until you want to choke whoever wrote it.

I hate when people say they don't have parents. I mean, I could understand if they weren't around or if they were deceased, but if you didn't have parents, homie you wouldn't have been born.

You can't have a story without words.
You can't have a song without lyrics.
You can't have a world without chocolate.

*That depressing moment of your childhood when you realize that you will never be able to go to Narnia. (Sniffle)

We all have that one friend whose chewing could be heard from Saturn.

If you don't have anything nice to say, use your fist instead of your words! Okay don't do that.

I love you my babays!