Your_Raptor_Beta

HELLO!!!

BACK BITCHEZ

*long raptor screech*

YES I FOUND OUT HOW TO GET HIPSTER WHALE IN CROSSY ROAD INSTEAD OF HOPING TO GET HIM FROM THE PRIZE MACHINE!!!!!!
          
          So you have to be a wombat and if you pay close attention while jumping on logs, a hipster whale may come by and if you jump on him, you win him. OMG I LUV HIM. HE'S PREESHUS. *Ahem* I'm done now.

Tank chu for the follow!

When you see Legend of Zelda jewellery at a store:
          
          Me: MUST. HAVE.
          
          Mom: *trying to drag me away*

When you can't stop watchin' Jurassic World trailors

Im sorry
          But I dislike raptors 
          Dem bishes eat my dodos in ARK T3T

GUYS MY PM ISN'T WORKING RIGHT :/

Me: *listens to Grant say no force on earth will get him back on Isla Sorna* So a fucking private jet will have to do.
          
          Brother: You'd be great at CinemaSins dude.