"I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead."

"I'm very generous. What about that time I gave blood?"

"Whose blood?"

"Some guys."

"HOLY FUCK-KNUCKLES-!"

"I'm hungry." 

"How? You ate a half hour ago."

"Yeah, a whole half hour ago."

"Later, hater."

"If I die, don't look in my closet."

"Disloyal!"

"'Dis is how I roll, bitch."

"I don't understand, why am I angry at the enemy ball?"

"You're not angry, you just want to hit it as hard as you can and then run around the bases."

"But if my quest ends where I am standing, why run at all?"

"Ugh, I can't with this guy. Why do I even try?"

"Don't talk to me. I'm not in the mood..."

"Madonna, Blondie, Bowie, Beatles? Music! We need music!" 

"THIS IS MUSIC!!"

"CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY, WAKE UP!"

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(ABOUT ME)

LIST OF OBSESSIONS:
•Undertale
•TMNT 2012/2018/2003
•TF2
•Animaniacs
•Creepypasta 
•Supernatural
•Beastars 
•Gotham
•Invader Zim
•Rick and Morty
•Gorillaz
•Lucifer
•TLKOE
•Most kids shows from 1990-2015 
•FNaF/ Security Breach
•Scissor Seven
•The way of the househusband
•Love Death + Robots
•Encanto
•The Kirlian Frequency
•The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
•Impractical Jokers
•Sonic (movies and games)
•SCP
•Steven Universe

Name rn: Zombie
Nicknames: None
Nicknames for a few people: bb, sweetie, hun(ny)
Dont call me: Ever. I mean it
DOB: Wouldnt you like to know  W E A T H E R - B O Y
Gender: boi
Sexuality: Asexual Panromantic Ambiamorus


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