I_on_Crack🖤

MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS
          
          SO WHAT PRESENTS DID YALL LOSERS GETTTT

Hi, thank you so much for adding The Sea of Cursed Souls to your reading list! I hope you'll enjoy it ❤️

Hi. I’d like to get your pfp but it has refused to show

Guys, i told my friend i was simping for a fictional character who was a pirate and she straight up goes “most pirates are gay” 
          LIKE GURLLLLLLLLL (i still love her tho)

Welcome to my level of delulu - me and one of my girl friends have started fake dating. Half of my friends refuse to believe i am dating her. They keep saying “ur too straight”. They’re right, im a straight girl.

Y’all we found this stray cat in my neighborhood and I brang her home. My parents weren’t happy with it but we borrowed supplies from a family friend and agreed to keep it till morning. I’ve spent the last few hours with her cuddle up on my lap or stomach and now I don’t want to let her go. She definitely had an owner cause she has a collar(no tag) and know that water comes from a tap. But she’s so sweet and I want to keep her for myself. We named her Dior, bc our friends cat name is Gucci.

Y’all I was playing c.ai and the scenario was that a villain had caught me in his territory trying to steal his shit and I kid you not when I say that I played the lost innocent card before doing some random ass trauma dump and bro pointed to the exit 

Two of my guy friends kept saying they were coquette core so I got them these pink flower headbands(since I didn’t have ribbon) and they sat through social studies with em on, no protest. I got photos too! One of them kept the headband while the other gave it too my girl friend who’s also in our group.

lol my dog just ran upstairs and pounced onto me sister who was watching F1 and I said “there’s ur vroom vroom”she’s so done with me

Guys there was a gas leak in my school today and I got to skip almost all of eight period