The Virgin Saint Valentine

PRIDE MOTHER FUCKERS~ 
          My fellow pans, c'mon and join me in the cupboard- I have snacks and boxed juice. 
          My fellow trans, follow me to the dark side, I have facepaint and really gay books. 
          My dearest lesbians, I have some very cute girl/nb friends who happen to be very single, so walk this way- 
          Darling gays, you know I have a week's supply of ice coffee, get over here bitch. 
          Others and allies, y'all are welcome too, join the party! 
          IT'S PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY! 
          MAKE YOUR GAYNESS FUCKING CLEAR~

So, I have 2 followers- but I figure, anyone who sees my page will see this and shit- so whatever. *clears throat* Me and a dear dear friend of mine have a joint account- on that account is some real angsty shit- so, uh- enjoy at your own risk. 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/271166574-if-i-could-turn-back-time