About us* pardon you

Our names are Siren and Aphrodite and we are 17 year old twins. We both have this slight obsession with a band called One Direction, and thus we decided to make this lovely account so we can communicate with people who share our interest. Our otp(s) are Zarry, Zouis, Ziall, Ziam, basically all that includes Zayn

Here are a few things about us which you might enjoy:

Siren;
- Absolutely LOVE reading and writing
- I have this red/brownish hair which no one else in the family has
- Green eyes
- I don't have favorites within the band, I just think Zayn looks sexy and shippable
- No, it does not bother me to share my future sex life with One Direction with my sister (neither the sex life between the members of the band)
- I absolutely adore Little Mix, Supernatural, McFly, 5 Seconds of summer and X Factor
- I CANNOT EXPLAIN MY LOVE FOR OREOS IN WORDS BUT ◕‿◕✿
- FUNNY FACT: YOU SHOULD NEVER WALK INTO MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING LIKE I MIGHT BE HAVING SEX OR RUBBING OREO MILKSHAKE FOR ALL OVER MY FOOT OR SOMETHING AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR YOUR SHOCK TREATMENT

Aphrodite;
- I too LOVE reading and writing
- Brown hair with taints of dark and light shades here and there
- Green eyes
- Zayn is definitely the most shippable
- It doesn't bother me either. Me and my sister have a solid connection, and who am I to unappreciate that? Besides, it's nice to talk to someone about how much money you would give to rip Liam out of his goddamn clothes and just have your way with him
- Quite into the sad movies (Titanic, Romeo+Juliet, Marley and Me)
- Love Fifth Harmony and Little Mix AND 5SOS. Didn't think I'd forget them, did you?
- Siren is the type of person who you have to say "too much information" to like, I do not need to know if this guy you are seeing needs to shave his pubic hair, you get me?
- There are Scoopy Doo episodes named 'Where Walks Aphrodite' and 'Siren's song' in season 1
- Our parents are Greek freaks so they named us after Greek mythology ಠ_ಠ