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I'm a person. I have at least one face, probably two hands. I'm not German but I was rooting for Germany in the world cup and I've been too lazy to fix my avatar.
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Stories by SirBowtie
Screwing lovers
You're gonna regret wasting thirty seconds of your life on this but feel free to read it anyway.
Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth...
This is all I remember of the night my country's Queen turned into a vampire and murderer right before my eye...
World Series
Two grown men watch the 2016 Panda Sex World Series game. Pity them.