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I just realised your nickname could be Dan.. 

SirDuckerton

@defenestrate_me BUSES?? AINT NO WAY. GET OUTTA HERE
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defenestrate_me

@aidlvx "WEE WEE" IM OVULATING BUSES GOODBYE.
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defenestrate_me

also I've been meaning to ask WHAT ON GODS GREEN PLANET IS THAT SHREK X BARRY FIC

defenestrate_me

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@aidlvx YEAH ONCE MY FRIEND DIDNY READ ONE OF THE TAGS AND THEN AT SOME POINT THE LOVE INTEREST DIED BUT THEN NEXT THING U KNOW HE WAS FUCKING HER DEAD BODY
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SirDuckerton

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@defenestrate_me OH MY GOD U GOTTA READ THEM TAGS SO CAREFULLY. I MISSED INCEST ONCE AND HOLY CRAP DID IT GET AWKWARD WHEN THAT SHIT STARTED. GAGGED AND THREW AWAY MY PHONE. DIED AND BEGGED SATAN TO LET ME STAY DEAD. MANK ASS FIC.
            
            but yes some of them are very juicy scrummy delicious pieces of work
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defenestrate_me

@aidlvx YEAH MY FRIEND USES IT AND THEY TOLD ME AB THE HORRIFYING STUFF THEYVE READ CUZ THEY DIDNT READ THE TAGS CORRECTLY but I read one story in there is was very yummy :3
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defenestrate_me

Don't neglect me, Aidan ☹️ (I'm in ur walls btw js sayin) 

defenestrate_me

@aidlvx NO ᕙ⁠(⁠☉⁠ਊ⁠☉⁠)⁠ᕗ
            
            (HELP HELP GAY AGENDA ICABT BREATHE BSBSBNSNSHELP) 
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SirDuckerton

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@defenestrate_me TAKE THE MEDS CHILD!! TAKE THEM!!
            
            (fuck u and ur gay ass agenda!!! i aint sleeping with socks on tf??? ARE U A PSYCHO OR WHAT??)
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defenestrate_me

@aidlvx NO YOU CANT MAKE ME 
            
            (nahhh blud why u takin off ur socks? das sum homosexual behaviour) 
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