Hey, I'm not sure how you managed to find this place, but you should stop and stay for a while. I'm just getting started here, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it. 

The story that I'm working on now is called: Tom Jabias and The Vampire Curse

It's funny, it's fast paced, and there are vampires and dick jokes galore!

I will try to update it as frequently as I can, all feedback will be appreciated, both positive and negative, thanks!

-Sir Real Surreal