Good day ladies and gentlemen! I am the narrator of 'Daily Lives in the House of Misfits'! Girls swoon dramatically over my deep voice, devilish appearance and godly manners while the manliest of men weep and bicker over my superb abilities to render you absolutely, positively speechless.
As they say...
LIKE A SIR!
Tata now sweethearts!
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Story by Shmancy Pants
Daily Lives in the House of Misfits
The most offensive, stereotypical and drop dead hilarious set of randomness stories you'll ever read.