Hullo Muggle World
My name is U-KNOW-POO
But u can call me she-who-must-not-be-named

I have been sent to the muggle world with a message:
"Join the Dark Side 
We have Malfoy
And COOKIES!"

Hey why did Barty Crouch Jr stop drinking? Bc it was making him Moody!
Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? So we never know which side he's on!

Other than being a Potterhead,I am secretly...
An undercover spy

Well I'm sure u muggles are cool and all - but I'm a Potterhead. How cooler can you be?