SisterLove

I. Am. Confused!!!!!
          People from around the world are reading my story!!!!! 
          There are five unique readers of my one-shot book from the USA, Canada, Australia, Germany, UK!!!
          It has 150+ reads!!!
          I am shocked!!! :O :O :O

I have discovered the radio on my phone and refuse to listen to anything else because it makes desicisions for me. Also I finally spent some time outside like my mum wanted and after sleeping listening to the radio for 2 hours I'm sunburnt and it's going to hurt so bad tomorrow. I found books full of memes and have evidence it's pronounced meem not meemee. My Internet keeps glitching but I'm almost there with the first chapter of the one shot book but new ideas r coming in faster than I can write them. I've had to download 2 new apps to write them out as well as others that I deleted. Aah!!!!! 

A) I was mentally scarred yesterday bc I walked the dog
          B) we're learning Русский in cursive so that we can annoy teachers in wnvr we go back to school.
          C) you should msg me smtms to rant about life bc I feel like I do that to you a lot
          D) book for pictures of cursive? Yes? No? 

I have finally done it.
          
          
          I GOT UP AT 12.30PM IE LUNCH
          
          Which meant the first meal I ate was lunch so did I skip breakfast? Also I was emotionally dead all day and made my brother cry at monopoly cards. Idc bc he cries wnvr he loses. Srprsd it took this long for it to hpn.
          
          Me texting:
          Week 1:fully punctuated and proper English
          Week 2 less punctuation & short words
          week 3 v little punc. n has to be decoded 

I think I died? Or at least melted my brain? Idk lmao lol. srsly tho, I counted and am writing >7 stories, got up at 5:30am, so my brother would make my bf at 6. Nearly forgot it was Rebecca's birthday cause I discovered chat fics and have new respect for the pure nonsense people can write and slight worry for the fact I tote understood aoi. 

Quote of the day that I thought of: you can't kick a bucket that's already knocked over.
          What I tell my brother when he asks why my dad didn't take what logs didn't have off him. Did that make sense? I realised this evening that I'm currently writing, planning, mentally planning, or just have an idea for seven different stories! Like tbh I dwk how I have that many otg. 

So we were going round Baildon for our one form of exercise with the dog and we meet these walkers. My dad is confused as to how they're on the opposite side of the wall to us.
          They stop us and ask if we know where they can cross the wall and my dad GOES AND TELLS THEM HIS WHOLE LIFE STORY. ie he tells them that as he used to live there he believes its private land and there isn't anywhere for them to cross over. Me and my mum go up higher to avoid the embarrassment that is my dad. We get to top of the field and... Lo and behold! An opening! My dad has sent the walkers back the way they came.
          
          Me: soo... Do I yell for them?
          My family: might as well! 
          Me not at full volume (quite) : THERE'S A HOLE UP HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          THEY ACTUALLY HEARD ME! Eh, not that shocked as I have yelled across the whole chevin and been heard on multiple occasions.
          
          Also I cheated the Internet! If you can't download ao3 from the app store search archive track reader on Google then add it to home page. And boom! 

So remember how yesterday I was playing monopoly? This is how it ended:
          My dad: give you 500 for a property
          My brother: yes
          Logan lands on my dad's property and has yo pay 700
          My dad: give you 500 for water works
          My mum: no
          My yells: where is he getting these 500s?!!!
          My mum has to pay my dad 700
          My dad: give you 500 for something
          My brother: yes
          Me still yelling: where does he get the 500s from?!!!!!
          My dad: give you 500 for water works
          My mum: no
          My screeching at near full volume: WHERE DOES HE KEEP GETTING THE 500S FROM?!!!!!!!!!!
          My mum lands on my dad for the 3rd time and quits the game
          Me near sobs: I just want to know where he gets the 500s from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          And that is why my neighbours will be trying to move out when we're allowed to come out of lock down. 

Cool, dunno when it ll come out think of all the different types of doors theat exist pls? It's a running joke now and is said a t least 1s an eve. + today really slow and I started feeding somat on wattpad and can't find it anymore. 

Okay! Actually important bit!
          A) what about a Peter lokison one shot book? Ie comment ideas
          Also can I PLEASE put in some nonsense that my brain throws at me on my parents mandatory dogv walks, when eating, when trying to live normally, when doing school work, and when Im trying to sleep! 
          B) imma gonna create a new book to spam you with memes.
          
          Grins evilly and disappears without a trace (dusted) also I'm still trying to convince my dad it's meme not meemee