SitOnMyGhostface

Just got  called a slut for the first time✌
          
          I hate my stepmom 

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Hello cute

Me, reading x reader fan fictions, and crying because no one will ever love me as much as these fictional characters/ (In fic) celebrities do.

BAHHAHAHJS YA BOI HAS COVID-19 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (I’m fine istg COVID is a S C A M it ain’t as bad as they say i mean cmon i have severe asthma and I’m fiNE)

IT 2017 BUT IT’S ACTUALLY WESTSIDE STORY AND OOOOOH I THINK I FOUND AN IDEA FOR A BOOKKKKK

Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!
          
          I am currently grounded as fvck. :) Therefor, I have no access to my phone or tablet, which is how I update :)
          (I'm using my school computer rn, and I'm finna get my ass beat if my stepmum catches me :D
          I'm really sorry to all those waiting for and update on Warrior, I'm trying my best to get my grades up so I can get my electronics back.
          
          Pray for my eternal soul, I fear for my life at the hands of this abusive b!tch. I'm not even kidding, she's so cruel. Love you all. I'll try my my best to update asap!

Hello Ellies Heartache! 
          
          Sorry, I don't want to intrude, but I noticed you being a follower and reader of fantasy and romance authors. Maybe you’d like to give the supernatural fantasy-romance ‘Regent’s Blood’ by M.J. Stephanos a chance as well. I’m a fan of her book and I think she deserves more readers and followers. 
          
          Best Regards justanutsoreolover
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/224016520-aristocracy-regent%27s-blood-book-1

*me, vibing @ my friends house*
          *his mom, walking in *
          the parent: "AHA! I knew you two were having sex!"
          *my gay friend, visibly confused, slowly turning around in his computer chair and positioning himself to hide the screen*
          *me looking up from my phone with my straw between my teeth, then looking over at him with an offended look*
          "ANON! We're having sex?! Damn you should've told me I woulda put my phone down!"
          *his mom, leaving the room, laughing her ass off at the chance to recreate a meme when we least expected it*
          *him, looking relieved as  fvck.*
          *me realizing*
          "You were using mods to watch your sims have sex again weren't you?"
          him: "pFFt bitch you know it."
          *also him, one pause and a weird glance later*
          "You were reading Patrick Swayze smut again weren't you"
          Me, offended: "Actually this time it was a threesome with Ellie and Dina but the Swayze tab is still open."
          *him bolting across the room as soon as I open the Patrick Swayze tab*
          me: "wtf anon?"
          him: "i'm a slut for Patty Boi Swayze bitch you know that.
          
          
          Actual event that just happened. He is currently trying to deepthroat a hot dog and keeps choking in my ear. I'm also getting cheeto dust on my phone screen.
          
          :)

It 2017 but it's a poorly edited really bad Cop/Spy thriller from the 50's.