I like reading adventure stories and fan fiction about the stories I've read.
I update slowly. Like, extremely slowly. So be warned.
At last count, I was in 30 different fandoms, most less known. 
I mainly read spy books, so I can't write a romance scene and make it sound good. I try, and fail, which I apologize for in advance.
Super sarcastic/morbid sense of humor, which shines through in some of my characters.
For works, see the book called my stories. Or just scroll through my stories and click on one that sounds interesting. Both work. https://www.wattpad.com/story/279006572-my-stories

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