Ok I am a complete Percy Jackson fan and it is a very special day today, and I just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON!! I got you a present. (Jason) *shakes box* Why is it so heavy?
(me) Open it and see.
(Jason) *opens box and holds up a brick* (-_-) Really?
(Me) You two were pretty serious for a while and I wanted to give you something special.
(Jason) You shouldn't have.
(Me) But I did.