Since I had no clue what to put here, my good (but crazy) friend did it for me... 

Here is what she came up with

Hello, this is @xXDark_Fire_MageXx. I'm writing this awesome girl's bio. Her name is on a need to know basis, aka SkemoBaby. Things you need to know about her;
-She's a little bit psycho. It's why we get along so well!
-She's Canadian.
-She loves her sweets.
-She's the kind of person that will always tell you the truth.
-She somehow survives on three hours of sleep a night.
-She's terrified of fire.
-She decorates cakes like a boss.

But most important of all, she's the best friend you could ever wish for, and she's always there for you. She's amazing, and she doesn't even try to be, that's just how she is. She'll laugh with and at you, talk to you for hours on end, and generally be the best friend you could ever have.

So if you try to hurt her, or you want to mess with her, or have any bad intentions, know this; I would not hesitate to kill for her. If you decide to pick a fight with her, and she lets me have my way with you, I will find you. And I will kill you. 

Peace out! :)
~Mage