Sunnydeezus

Her: Come over
          Him: I can't, I have three kids, a shitload of taxes to go through, and a family to feed
          Her: I found the beyblades
          Him: *vroom vrooming at the speed of light*

Happy 4th of July human-felines 

Guess who's back? *beats behind* Back again? *beats once again* Skinny's back *beats* tell- everyone you know within a ten-mile radius that does not know me in real life and please recommend me and my stories (sans fanfics unless they're into that) because that would be real cool

Powers that be are not limited to...

Are you a general in general? Or are you more of a martyr?

No worries.

Just know that I tried.

I tried. 

I'm not gonna force myself to enjoy it just for the sake of updating it. It's not worth updating If it sucks. I have standards, man.

If I, myself, do not enjoy reading what I've written, I will not post it.Most  likely , at least. No promises.